>>39304I'd
say reading all the posts that don't contain word kuz would be more informative.
>heyuri.net - an imageboard centered
around early 2000s nostalgia, has been revived by a russian business man named Yuri Kuznetsoff. Yeah, nah. I remember heyuri.cf being
spammed around chans since beginning of 2019. It looked like an amateur attempt at making gallery/booru website by someone who's no older than 18.
The neocities page reads like a load of crap. Mykoyanovich is not even a real patronymic, and is redundant. It's derived from Armenian
surname Mikoyan which is patronymic itself: "Michael's son". There is no "birthday boy"
words in Russian. There is a word именинник
derivative from именины, a saint name day. But there is no custom for birthday person to wear such t-shirts like it is in the US. Just look up
"birthday boy tshirt" and "футболка именинник", at most you'll get results like "футболка с днем рождения" which means "happy birthday
to
you tshirt", worn by people who
organize the party. If such t-shirt exists, the owner would proudly show it to us, especially
since it was a big meetup judging from his true cool stories.
There is no "eastern accent" in Russian language. The language has been
completely uniformed through standardized education and population migrations in the 20th century. Some very old remote villagers do have local
dialects and people who use Russian as second or interchangeably to their native language do have accents, but not people whose Russian language
is the only one. Even people in urban Belarus, Ukraine, Kyrgyzstan and Kazakhstan don't have any definitive accents in their speech, they speak
standard Russian dialect.
His computer basement room has US power outlets:
https://blog.kuz.lol/posts/90320.php I've seen many Russian nerd rooms, they immediately look different even if you don't
see such obvious detail as power outlets, foremost thing is distinct American style high baseboard, carpeting and wall plaster/paint hue. In
Russia baseboards are much lower, nobody has full-floor grey carpets and almost all rooms have windows because even private houses rarely sport
underground rooms suitable enough to make a computer dungeon like it's popular in US. Walls are another giveaway, but I'm pretty good at detecting
this grayish paint in US interiors, Russian walls would either be covered in kitschy wallpaper ranging from 70's to 2000's hardware store
collections or very light colored paint with white being the most sensible option due to very low amount of sunlight hours in Russia in general to
maximize lighting. Styles of shelves, desks and Clorox can also point to North American location. Even if moving to US is a popular option for IT
specialists from Russia, they obviously don't end up like him, they are completely different demographic with different interests, job at big
corpo, and lesser attitudes to hoarding old computer hardware.
His own webpage
https://kuz.lol/ has bold
statements:
Media Appearances
2005 - mentioned on 2nn.jp
2006 - mentioned on omsk central television
2007 - substory on omsk central
television
2008 - substory on omsk.ru
2008 - substory feature on yahoo.co.jp
2009 - front-page feature on omsk.ru
2009 - mentioned in
the wall street journal
2009 - online interview with omsk central television
2012 - in-person interview with OTTV. <- what TV station is
this?
2014 - mail.ru front page feature
2015 - vkontatke news aggregator front page feature <- can't even spell properly (does it even
have a news aggregator?)
2016 - mentioned in huffington post
2017 - front page on mail.ru
2017 - front page on omsk.ru
2017 -
mentioned in television broadcast - OCTV <- what TV station is this?
2019 - substory on mail.ru
No proofs whatsoever.
I doubt he's
even real Russian, just some American larper. Many links to images and pages on his websites show 404 error, which means he has not finished
fabricating them, they do not exist yet. His "social media" accounts are all made in last 4 months, he's somewhat active on Discord chatrooms with
degenerate slang and image macros judging from screenshots posted around his webpages and chans where his personality is discussed. All "epic
insider revelations" are posted on a file hosting site hosted at his own kolyma network. Neocities page says "last updated: 11/22/15" but itself
is created in September 2020. There is also a full copy of neocities page at on one of his
https://freehostingproject.cf/ sites:
http://arc.kjpcdn.cf/arhiva/kuz/neoanon/neocities-kuz/ I'd classsify this whole thing as net-art ARG with le olde
interwebz atmosphere, good enough for nostalgia-overwhelmed 14 year-olds I think. Until links to news articles and original "9chan" existence are
provided, everything said by people who know "kuz" is pure fiction.
